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Questions in Swedish? Jar sausages? What? And who the hell told you that? It’s called a sovsäck. Literally sleep bag. Kroppkondom my ass who’s spreading lies? Only Swedes are allowed to make fun of your and the Norwegians’ languages
Apparently there’s a stereotype that Swedes like jar sausages and so in some sick twisted game we were forced to eat them every time we answered a question in Swedish wrong.
It’s pretty ‘common knowledge’ that it’s called a kropskondom. Like really really common. It’s one of the most widespread lies about Swedes that I can think of. You may make fun of our language and we’ll make fun of your everything else including your language where we’ll just make something up apparently

memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

@mogaimerlin said: Sounds like a lovely little getaway! Bring me along next time, I’m jealous

Oh yeah funfun~

We could have used someone who spoke Swedish in our very stereotypical ’race around the world’. It would have been nice to be able to understand some of the questions so we wouldn’t have to eat so many sausages from a jar who even eats sausages from a jar

I might just take you up on it next year just so we can spoon in the sleeping bag to prevent us from freezing to death (is it true a sleeping bag is called a kropkondom in Swedish?)

bunfoot:

you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets

Oh yeah I got back from my freshman trip

It wasn’t fun.

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tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

1stplaceinabackwardsmarathon:

slashmarks:

beedibix:

living400lbs:

I think somebody had fun with this wall. 

#jareth put physics back where you found it or so help me

this is a nice wall. I like this wall.

very big day for fans of walls

1stplaceinabackwardsmarathon:

slashmarks:

beedibix:

living400lbs:

I think somebody had fun with this wall. 

this is a nice wall. I like this wall.

very big day for fans of walls

(Source: johnnyclasper.co.uk)

writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk